Vitter the Shitter

Let's hear it for David "The Shitter" Vitter, another repressed conservative wanker exposed as a hypocrite. The junior U.S. Senator from Louisiana has been implicated in the DC Madam Sex Scandal.

Personally, I couldn't care less what one does in the bedroom. If a man gets his jollies by paying hookers to dress him up in diapers so he can shit himself, so be it. It certainly sounds messy and unappealing, but behind closed doors your business is your own. In fact, I thought that used to be a conservative principal. But for the very same man to position himself as a "family values" conservative and rail against gay marriage and fight for the promotion of abstinence is the zenith of hypocrisy.

How many more of these two-faced pricks are out there? I am hoping this is another nail in the coffin for "family values" conservatives. Mind your own business and focus on your own damn family!